You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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