i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I have tasted many bathrooms
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