He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Every concussion has its silver lining
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm both gender and math confused
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
