you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
