white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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