He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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