OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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