so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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