only if we run a train.
done.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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