No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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