How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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