I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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