One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Are my feet made of real feet?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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