i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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