google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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