Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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