Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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