Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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