As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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