So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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