she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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