Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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