i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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