were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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