yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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