Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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