He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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