What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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