You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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