butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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