On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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