You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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