Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
We are two peas in an std pod
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He did a backflip because drugs
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