I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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