im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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