I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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