Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
