mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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