just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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