Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
wow bdsm is so cute
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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