mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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