Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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