What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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