How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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