we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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