these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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