before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
