who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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