just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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