Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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